I have some inside information about the Arby's menu:
Chicken Tenders have been discontinued.
The new Chocolate Turnovers are absolutely superb.
The Five for Five deal has been changed to a Five for Six deal, and it just doesn't have the same ring to it.
If you find a name on a turnover, it doesn't necessarily mean the turnover has been reserved. It probably means my coworkers and I were kinda bored while we were frosting the turnovers. Its still edible, I promise.
The last Arby's news flash: there is a new camera system installed and it sees everything. If you steal a fry, we will know it.
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